Brings to mind one the stories Phil Cunningham tells about Fergie MacDonald, (If you've seen Phil and Aly Bain playing as a duo you'll have heard others.)
Apparently Fergie was playing his accordion somewhere and his kilt had got rather "hitched up," shall we say. (He was dressed "traditionally.")
A concerned lady from the audience went up to him and said, sotto voce, "Mr MacDonald, d'ye know your w***y's hanging out!"
"Is that a Phil Cunningham tune?" said Fergie.
(I hope this is within the rules.)http://www.accordionists.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=109